Anyone Have a Peanut?

Today’s post is the first of a work in progress of using The Princess Bride quotes to make a combination post for a potential poem slash could be song if people become ambitious about it with Anyone Have a Peanut? Enjoy and have fun!

Anyone Have a Peanut?

You ask me my name,

But that is nothing of consequence.

I mean it.

Anyone have a peanut?

I will fight you with my left hand,

Oh, by the way I am better with my right.

Have fun storming the castle.

You all will need a miracle.

You tell me what to do next,

And I say as you wish.